And another little golf joke...

Two old coffin dodgers were shuffling towards the first tee for their weekly match. A funeral cortege drives down the road next to the course. One of the guys pauses, removes his cap and bows his head. Once the cortege passes he replaces his cap and starts to walk towards the tee. "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Says his friend. "I've known you for almost 60 years, and I've never known you do such a respectful deed in all your life." And the first guy says, "well, she was a good wife."

ba-bum tsch!