<p> <strong>US PGA Commentator</strong><br /> "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??"</p> <p> <strong>Steve Ryder covering the US Masters</strong>:<br /> "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."</p> <p> <strong>Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie at the Scottish Open</strong>:<br /> "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."</p>