Caddy Comments

Golfer:  I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.
Caddy:  Think you can keep your head down that long?

Golfer:  I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddy:  Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth!

Golfer:  Do you think my game is improving?
Caddy:  Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.

Golfer:  Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?
Caddy:  Eventually.

Golfer:  You've got to be the worst caddy in the world.
Caddy:  I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.

Golfer:  Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction.
Caddy:  It's not a watch - it's a compass.

Golfer:  How do you like my game?
Caddy:  Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.

Golfer:  Do you think it's a sin to play on a Sunday?
Caddy:  The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day.

Golfer:  This is the worst course I've ever played on.
Caddy:  This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.

Golfer:  That can't be my ball, it's too old.
Caddy:  It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.