Poor Golf Partner!
Bob comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife, Barbara asks why he doesn't include John Wayne in the games anymore.
Bob asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears outrageously over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?"
"Of course I wouldn't," say Barbara.
"Well," mutters Bob, "Neither does John Wayne."