CALLING ALL NORTH WEST GOLFERS

Halewood Golf Society NORTH WEST are playing C.G.L. YOKSHIRE in a ryder cup style match, it is also being called East V's North West. The banter has already started on the countygolfleague.com website. Halewood are looking for players to join a reserve list in case people drop out. The venue is Mottram Hall in Cheshire Nov 29th the cost is £33 each which includes bacon roll, tea, and pie chips afterwards, also prizes for nearest the pin, longest drive 1st, 2nd, 3rd place and winners medals for each winning team and a nice shield which will be coming back to liverpool win, lose or draw haha.

GOTO HALEWOOD GOLF SOCIETY AND JOIN GROUP OR CALL GED 07545186273.

 Watch out North West, these CGL lads are no mugs.

 Alright hands up I'm a member. Allan Bostock put me up to it.

Strength in depth, Ged.  We play a squad game, only one weak link in the team....

 Sorry Gerard, Allan rules with a graphite (used to be iron) rod and has put a gagging order on us. He makes us play in the same shirts and everything.

OK, a couple of lake balls and I'll tell you everything.

Don't do it Pat, keep em guessing.  They've already had Mario and Mike over on spying missions to find any weaknesses.  Just picture that trophy on the CGL Mantlepiece.

Yes, Nigel but notice they've gone back without finding any.

Anyway, the CGL mantlepiece must be about full by now.  Maybe we'd better invest in a trophy cabinet?

It's like the old joke Al..

'Thieves broke into the trophy room at Goodison Park* last night and walked away with the entire contents.  Police are anxious to speak to two men seen carrying a roll of blue carpet'

Add team and colour of choice where appropriate.