Spot the ball - Chris Perry version

Is it on the green?

It was on the lawn by the picnic tables.  I shanked it that bad I missed the water.......

Thats known as a lay up Chris

Chris i don't know how you put up with this ..... they are all p#ss takers ,i mean i have seen worse.

While they're picking on me they're leaving the more sensitive alone David.  And if you saw how I fared on the 18th at this year's N v S, you'd know I deserved it.

We'd already won 6 & 5, I was entertaining the crowd. 

How many of them balls were Pro V1's????

None.  I was uszing NXT's that day.  After I'd lost the first two I changed to random balls found on courses as it was getting expensive. 

Anyway, you can be quiet Floody; I carried you through the front 9 that day. 

I wouldn't call it carrying me more of me letting you have a chance to chip in & when your slice started to appear then I stepped up a gear & finished them southern softies off.

Anyway be quiet otherwise I'll take some more money off you

I let you win because you would've cried otherwise.