GSSC - Come on In

Morning all.

Why not come in and sit down grab a beer (or what ever) and chatter away - you are now experiencing the GolfShake Social Club.

Enough interest and we might even become a "sticky"....

You name it mate. I am sure Darren and the gang will get the pumps in...

Is there a dress code for the GSSC wouldnt want to get turned away at the door

What about orange

Ya could be "tango'd"...

Oi, I'm still in mourning over the 182,674 lost balls at the 18th, don't start on my dress sense as well. 

Orange it is then........

And the logo.......??

How on earth does a man who looks like Stevie Wonder picked out his clothes in the dark have the nerve to accuse me of lacking dress sense!!!!

How about this   but in Orange

Wonder what colour he is from the back...?

Could be a butchers canopy gone wrong..

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Fellow of the golfshake social club

Is that orange because I am colour blind.....

Or even:

FGSSC.........

or

FGSSC........

members please choose...

Sorry,

I can hear you all banging on the door but forgot to mention - the door code is the same used for other  computer passwords ie:

******

Stampede.........!!!!

1. Negotiations are ongoing but I feel Darren will oblige here..

2. Not every Tuesday as we are also hoping for "whitby kippers"

3. No but we are hoping to have a large outdoor smoking area where own food could possibly be eaten.

4. Most certainly yes - Ask Tony what my Lasagne is like

5. Providing they are accompanied by both grand parents then this should be ok

6. Newcastle United FC will attend some evenings

7. Grief no and the more bling the better.

8. Yes, but only when Wayne is on his break..

On behalf of the Committee I look forward to receiving your subs - incidentally can you call out bingo or sell raffle tickets...?

FGSSC

007 it is and don't forget the code:

******

FGSSC

Hey guy's,

How do you get the pictures on your post..

Not as simple as copy/paste.........

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or upload your photos via the media/image upload system and then copy and paste

Thought I would say hi.  Getting sticking in here. 

Hi Darren,

Good to see ya come in mate.

Pull up a seat...

FGSSC.........

Cheers Darren,

Did this with my mobile...

FGSSC.......

Any room for a southern softie in this fine establishment?  I promise not to drink ALL the shandy.... well unless the Baby Cham has run out obviously.....

Any chance of a lock-in Robbie?

I've had a look around but can't see it, is there going to be the standard jukebox??  You know the sort of one where everyone blames the dodgy machine when their favourite Take That song they selected comes on....

Just for the record... "Relight my Fire" 

Yeah......lock in's, southern shandy blaring juke boxes dominoes,bingo, postmans knock..................

It's all coming to the:

GSSC

Just need names for the Committee

FGSSC.........

Robbie, there's a guy outside trying to deliver the pool table.  Where should I tell him to put it, over by the 80" plasma or next to the Hot Tub??

This place is awesome...... 

Nice one, Jim, see you have the style and class.

Hot Tub may be best Jim,

some guy is bound to put a hole in the plasma trying out back spin..

Membership is flourishing now....getting better by the minute.

Raffle tickets sellers wanted...

FGSSC..........

Wayne, Some guy at the door with carpet on his chin just tried to stop me coming in

Was he muff diving Col?

Lovely Bubbly.....

next stop bar billiards and shove half penny....

And electric shaver sockets in the loo's

GSSC......

I was thinking St Trinian outfits but without the big stick...

GSSC.....

Why would anyone want to purchase that load of rubbish at that price.

Wayne,

I think it's disgraceful the way your flaunting your Algarve trip, you'd never catch me doing anything like that

John.

Why, did you have a holiday recently John.  You didn't mention it....

Oh, and the cleaners still haven't got rid of that sticky patch in the window booth up the back.

I only found it because it's cold outside and I didn't want anyone to see I was using my mobile inside the clubhouse.  It wasn't me, honest. 

The new mirror ball has arrived for above the dance floor.  Anyone got some ladders?

Wayne, thank the Lord you came back!! I've been stuck in here by myself since January!!!! That was quite a party.....

Low blow that.....................I like it!!