South Team Tac -tics

Not to be out done by the north team - thought i better start a south team post (sorry graham frm the north team couldnt resist this one after seeing your post).......................

OK shall I start by just saying lets just turn up first lol  (comon south team where have you allgot too?!?)

Does this lack of activity show that the South have no tactics?  Does this mean they have already admitted defeat?

Help !! where are you all

Guys come come on at this rate I might have to play as a midland representative  LOL

After a frantic exchange of emails between the members of the Southern team it was decided that tactics would be simplified to each team pairing beating the North Team.

Providing enough pairs win, then the trophy will be ours. Our get out, in case of a defeat, will be that the North are playing off false handicaps.

Now we don't want a repeat of that bandit thread again John.  Chances are that all of us from Yorkshire will ensure we get our money's worth and take as many shots as we can.  That's what I did at the end of season cup and I won the "Best value for money out of the course" trophy. 

As you well know Wayne, I saw parts of that course that were previously uncharted. 

Northies, please refrain from gatecrashing the southern teams tactics lounge.

Where have we been all day, working most probably. Its a bit like signing on but harder and requires us to get out of bed (scratchers i think you call them) put on our work clothes (very similar to the garments you wear in court) and jump in our cars (without stealing them first) very early in the morning (well before Trisha) 

David, are you sure you got the definition spot on?  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluffer

I thought he had it

It is a warm up man of sorts ::wink:;

LOL Colin - classic line

quote "and jump in our cars (without stealing them first)" 

im still laffin at that................

I think i said

Someone employed to get people in the mood before the star of the show takes over for the main duties.

Is that not accurate

I hope you arnt truly offended Dave

Talking of false handicaps. Wayne how comes you soot an 81, your handicap drops to14.5 and put it back up to 16?

At least we can see the Norths tactics.  

Now Now Wayne !!  by any means necessary hey !!  lol

(ps, your not gonna be playing off 28 at easter time are u   lol ........) 

Cetainly looks decidely dodgy to me. Do we all get to add 2 onto our handicap prior to the comp?

On the flip side though how many of the competitors are not adding their good rounds in between now and the comp. Wayne has added his at least there is an audit trail, i bet there isnt for many others.

Cant beieve ive just defended the opposition. Well have to put that right with some sniping witty remarks.

I'll get back on this one

Mine has dropped (22 to 21.6) for the first time for a while.  D'oh!

Played Belton Woods yesterday, you guys will be pleased to know its exactly the same as the par 3 courses you all play down there and don't worry, there's not a drop of water in sight either!!