Am I sad or Wot?

Am I sad? I had a weird dream about golf last night. I was playing a round with my son when it started to rain. I opened my bag to take out my waterproof jacket, but it was missing, in its place was a tatty old jacket. My son said to menever mind Dad, you can have your Christmas present early, and took out of his bag a parcel wrapped in Christmas Paper. Upon opening it I found a new waterproof slipover. Now does this mean that - </p><p>A - Im golf mad?

B - I`m hoping for new some golf clothes from the kids for Christmas?

C - As my daughter puts it - too sad for words!

All three I would say, Ian.

I think that your`re right John

All dreams have meaning Ian but interpretating the meaning is often the problem..

It could be that the fairways of life wants you to  start spending more time with your son whilst also start "putting" a little by for a rainy day...

The tatty old jacket could symbolise the blanket of warmth and although your youthfulness has gone your son is willing to look after dad - so no worries there..

The wrapping could signify hunger as in "wrapped fish and chips" and you should maybe question when your son was last fed.

However as you unwrapped the wrapping to reveal no food it may suggest that your son had already eaten it and therefore does not need feeding at all and hunger is not an issue here.

The fact that you revealed a new waterproof top suggest change in your appearance or a possible move to different climates or a change of golf course.

Perhaps....

Just a thought.............

If your family are anything like mine it will be A or C - the thought of B stopped as soon as they went to the local golf shop and found out the prices.  They then went to Millets for some waterproof trousers....

Gentleman............Dave...??

Did I miss something...?

Mel

D - You're eating strong cheese too late at night

Thats not sad at all Ian, I dream of brand new shiny new clubs and lovely lady caddies (not in waterproofs) a great course and........

 damn I must have woke up again.....